Google Analytics is second only to Coco Pops in my list of the greatest inventions of mankind. Nothing brightens my day quite like logging in and having a look-see at the search phrases which have brought people in Katy Potaty's direction. And now, in a feature blatantly stolen from many many bloggers in the interweb-sphere, I shall endeavour to answer some of the burning questions of my visitors. Remember: I mock because I care.

Women’s Weekly profiterole recipe? Is god-awfully useless. Use Masterchef's instead.

Swine flu - should I take Nurofen? From now on, all my posts will be inspired by Google Trends - stay tuned for upcoming musings on Hot Football Scandal Sexcapades and Recessionista Financially-Savvy Chic Bargain Fashion.

Profiterole cupcakes. Holy crap, that’s an awesome idea! And a good solution to the problem of profiterole-transport (since they tend to melt and stick together).

¿Como hacer un porta cupcakes? ¿Necesito realmente publicar una receta del cupcake, no?

Competition Cupcakes? What the? How do you get competition-themed cupcakes? Ahhh. I see what you people are doing... you just want to win cupcakes. Makes sense really.

Well, although I have no cupcakes to give away presently (but there'll be some AWESOME coffee & caramel bars coming up, so keep you eyes peeled), I do have some 2 for 1 movie tickets to give away at some point in the next week. The movie release date is the 25th March, so between now and then, I'd better blog about the movie and give away the passes. Please someone, remind me!

I'm sure I'll remember on the 26th March.